I Adopted a Kid! Kind of.
Thanks to CollegeHumor for letting me say awful stuff to nice kids again. Been too long.
“Alright, Tommy, this is seasons 1 through 5 of The Wire. I need you to watch all of this by tomorrow. It’s going to teach you everything you need to know about business, money, and power.”
Aziz, you always know how to make me laugh. For this I thank you.
Jameson on the rocks…. great parenting skillz.
“Alright, Tommy, this is seasons 1 through 5 of The Wire....watch all of this by tomorrow....
kid. “Where’s Wallace?!” “What about Jay-Z? Everybody likes the Jiggaman…everyone but Thomas”
hauhauahahuhauahuhauhua
“Where’s Wallace?!”
AZIZ IS THE SHIZ!