Jonathan Franzen, The Corrections
I think I’ve figured out that The Corrections makes me so angry because of how terribly shitty it makes me feel. It’s just a long narrative of shitty people doing shitty things that makes me feel like I should be projecting my shitty insecurities onto the shitty characters. You do selfish things? I do selfish things! You try to delude yourself regarding the realities of the world around you? As do I! I am not a Lambert, Franzen. Get out of my brain.