pathological insistence that I have no physical weaknesses [(previous ability to run long distances - current endurance levels) + minor nicotine addiction)] = a very sexy wheeze
"Because it has a nice ring when you laugh at the low life opinions."
Literary enthusiast, feminist, incessant reader, guitarist, bassist, wearer of leather jackets, writer, bike rider, and possessor of moderate to severe social anxiety. Depends on the day, really.