February 2010
128 posts
sexyplexi:
alexissays:
kaylamariee:
alexissays:
kaylamariee:
alexissays:
kaylamariee:
Gaga puts elton to shame…
this is pretty wrong to say. i love them both. they’re so different idk how the hell you can say she puts him to shame at all.
ugh thanks for your oppion, which i could care less about.
lol.
so fuuny, ugh you could unfollow me, cuase it kinda really pissed me off...
January 2010
166 posts
“They made it seem like he ran away but, like, really he didn’t. He, like,...”
– suitemates discussing Where The Wild Things Are in the hallway
I am legitimately upset about Salinger.
“I’m very glad that you’re here. I hate to be alone.”
– The sweetest and saddest thing ever uttered to me by a librarian at the reference desk as I work as a library lab consultant
“She sends me these really funny conservative cartoons. There’s one where...”
– My roommate while talking to her parents on the phone, as she does every night, being completely unironic
“I love you to pieces, distraction, etc.”
– Franny and Zooey, J.D. Salinger (via chocolate-cigarettes) (via chapter13) (via nomoreundead)
New York Times, if you continue writing ridiculous... →
Highlights:
“Nemutan doesn’t really have a leg. She’s a stuffed pillowcase.”
“As Nisan and I talked, Nemutan [the stuffed pillowcase] stared demurely at her pumpkin soup”
“She’s great for falling asleep with on an office chair.”
“When he admitted to watching human porn at a panel discussion in Tokyo in 2005, several hundred hard-core 2-D lovers in the...
30 Rok.
make-em-laugh:
uprightcitizens:
Wake up in the morning feelin like Liz Lemon Got my glasses I’m out the door, I’m gonna get my geek on Before I leave brush my teeth and maybe grab a snack ‘Cause when I leave for the day I ain’t comin back I’m talkin ‘bout hot dogs on the street, street Chattin it up with Pete, Pete Meeting with the network elite, ‘lite Sketch writing, yelling at Frank and...
“But I’m far from contented. Something is in me that I can’t control. I can never...”
– Charles Bukowski (via memoriestokeep)
“Snooki said she was hiring a bodyguard to keep fans at bay. The 22-year-old...”
– ‘Jersey Shore’ cast wants big raise for season 2 - NYPOST.com (via rickyv) (via beautyispower)
“All I ask of you is one thing: please don’t be cynical. I hate cynicism. For the...”
– Conan O’Brien
World Bank waiving Haiti’s debt payments →
caraobrien:
Currently, Haiti’s debt to the World Bank, which is interest-free, is about $38 million—about 4% of Haiti’s total external debt. Due to the crisis caused by the earthquake, we are waiving any payments on this debt for the next five years and at the same time we are working to find a way forward to cancel the remaining debt.
Okay, that’s pretty amazing.
“The work you do while you procrastinate is probably the work you should be doing...”
– Jessica Hische (via @antm) (via austinkleon)
Corporations are just like you and me. Except that... →
thisfitwheniwasakid:
Because they’re not actually people, nor are they representative bodies.