I will forever regret not getting a picture of the twenty drunk girls running outside in tank tops, underwear, and no shoes in 40 degree weather.

Living with freshmen is clearly the best.

No matter how talented or intelligent a professor is:

he/she should be legally required to tell you if something you’re reading quotes a critical article he/she wrote so that you, the reader, don’t have to waste ten minutes rolling your eyes when you realize this is why you were assigned a specific reading.

thisfitwheniwasakid asked: Did you notice that the shepherd's pie was labeled as "vegetation" instead of "vegetarian?" That might help to explain the tomatoes.

Oh god, you’re right.